Tuesday, 26 June 2012
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Meaning of misbah
Meaning of Misbah:
M= mujhe
I= itni hi
S= slow
B= batting
A= aati
H= hai …
hahahahahahahahah.
send kar market may naya hay.
M= mujhe
I= itni hi
S= slow
B= batting
A= aati
H= hai …
hahahahahahahahah.
send kar market may naya hay.
Birthday ke liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy
Wife:- Maine Aap ki Birthday ke liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus?
Husband:- Shukar hy, mera b khayal aya, Lao Dikhao…?
Wife:- “Mai abhi pehen k ati hon”
1 Pathan puri zindagi Sochta Raha..
1 Pathan puri zindagi
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Or
Sochty Sochty mar gya,
.
.
.
Ke agr meri behn ke 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun hein,???..
Ha ha ha
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Sochta Raha,,
Or
Sochty Sochty mar gya,
.
.
.
Ke agr meri behn ke 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun hein,???..
Ha ha ha
A sardar was helping his son
A sardar was helping his son in filling admission form.
SON: Baapu ye “mother tongue” walay box wich kee likhna ay?
SARDAR: Likh de puttar
“Very Long”
“Very Long”
Main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hon
Pathan:
College me larki se bola “I LOVE U”
Ab tum mujhe bolo
College me larki se bola “I LOVE U”
Ab tum mujhe bolo
Girl:
Main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hon
Main abhi ja ke sir ko bolti hon
Pathan:
Pagal ki bachi wo shaadi shuda hy.
Muje bolo muje..
Pagal ki bachi wo shaadi shuda hy.
Muje bolo muje..
Tumhari shakal kuch jani pehchani lagti hy..
Signal per ek aurat ki car ruki tou ek fakir mangnay laga
Aurat boli:
Tumhari shakal kuch jani pehchani lagti hy!
Fakir bola:
Madam!
we are friends on facebook :p
Aurat boli:
Tumhari shakal kuch jani pehchani lagti hy!
Fakir bola:
Madam!
we are friends on facebook :p
Beta sharab kabhi mat peena..
Father to Son: Beta sharab kabhi mat peena,
Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..
Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai
Warna woh jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain,
Woh tumhe 4 nazar aayen ge..
Son : Lekin papa woh to 1 aadmi hai
Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Bedard Zamane Ka Bahana Sa Bana Kar
Bedard Zamane Ka Bahana Sa Bana Kar
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hain Teri Yaad Me Aksar
Hum Toot Ke Rote Hain Teri Yaad Me Aksar
Aankhon Mein Namii Si Hai
Aankhon Mein Namii Si Hai, Chup Chup Se Woh Baithe Hai
Nazuk Si Nigaahon Mein Nazuk Saa Fasanaa Hai…
Nazuk Si Nigaahon Mein Nazuk Saa Fasanaa Hai…
Bheegi Palkoon Ko Parhne Ka..
Saleeqa Ho Agar Bheegi Palkoon Ko Parhne Ka,
To Behte Hue Ansoon Aksar Baat Kerte Hain..
To Behte Hue Ansoon Aksar Baat Kerte Hain..
Raat meri aankh main aik sailaab tha,
Raat meri aankh main aik sailaab tha,
Tera chehra dakhina sa bhi tabiyat bhar gai.
Tera chehra dakhina sa bhi tabiyat bhar gai.
Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote
Meri aankhon main Ansu aaye na hote,
Wo humein dekh kar muskuraye na hote,
Wo humein dekh kar muskuraye na hote,
Sochti hun aksar tanhai may main,
Meri zindagi main kash wo aaye na hote,
Meri zindagi main kash wo aaye na hote,
Na tarapte hum unke liye itna,
Dil ne khawab unke sajaye na hote,
Dil ne khawab unke sajaye na hote,
Naa toot kar bikharti main is kadar,
Kash wo mere dil main apna ghaar banaye na hote….
Kash wo mere dil main apna ghaar banaye na hote….
Khush hoon tere bager bhi
Likhna to tha ke khush hoon tere bager bhi,
Aansuu magar kalam se pehle hi girr gaye…
Aansuu magar kalam se pehle hi girr gaye…
Log banaye thy pathar ke agar
Aye Khuda log banaye thy pathar ke agar,
Mery ehsas ko sheeshay sa na banaya hota..
Mery ehsas ko sheeshay sa na banaya hota..
Aansoo Hamari Aankh Mein Pathar
Hasne Ki Justju Mein Dabaya Jo Dard Ko,
Aansoo Hamari Aankh Mein Pathar Ke Ho Gaye!!
Aansoo Hamari Aankh Mein Pathar Ke Ho Gaye!!
Taqdeer Tou Dekho Merey Ansuou’n Ki
Taqdeer Tou Dekho Merey Ansuou’n Ki,
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Mey Beh Jana Likha Tha…
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Mey Beh Jana Likha Tha…
Na jane kyun gale se lipat ke rone lage wo
Na jane kyun gale se lipat ke rone lage wo,
jab ham barso baad mile,
Jaate hue jinhone kaha tha mujhse,
Ke tum jaise laakhon milenge..
jab ham barso baad mile,
Jaate hue jinhone kaha tha mujhse,
Ke tum jaise laakhon milenge..
Tumhara naam likhane ki ijazat chin gai jab se
Tumhara naam likhane ki ijazat chin gai jab se
Koi bhi lafaz likhata hon to ankhen bheeg jati hain
Koi bhi lafaz likhata hon to ankhen bheeg jati hain
Mera dil udas kyun hai..
Jo zara kisi ne chera chalak jaynge aansu,
Mujhse koi na pucho mera dil udas kyun hai.
Mujhse koi na pucho mera dil udas kyun hai.
Umer Kaati Teri Furqat Mein Bahaatay Aansuu
Umer Kaati Teri Furqat Mein Bahaatay Aansuu,
Yun Ujray Howay Rehna Meri Aadat Nikli…
Yun Ujray Howay Rehna Meri Aadat Nikli…
Saturday, 23 June 2012
Shoaib Akhtar Thought Planning For Come Back In International Cricket
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Thursday, 21 June 2012
PCB plans disciplined domestic structure
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Discipline in domestic cricket, deficit budget, establishment of another four regions, better returns on its investments and construction of the Gaddafi Stadium were the main features of discussion during the recently held meeting of the PCB Governing Board. The meeting also announced its plan of creating a cricket academy at Larkana and also urged the political parties to keep politics away from cricket. The 23rd meeting of PCB Governing Board was at Naudero, Larkana under the Chairmanship of Zaka Ashraf
Race for PM turns murky
ISLAMABAD - Despite three days of high drama and speedy political developments in the federal capital, the ruling coalition has failed to evolve a consensus on any Pakistan People’s Party leader out of the two short-listed candidates, including Qamar Zaman Kaira and Raja Pervez Ashraf.
However, PPP co-chairman President Asif Ali Zardari late on Thursday gave another surprise to the nation by conveying to the leaders of the coalition parties that Raja Pervez Ashraf would be his party’s final candidate for the slot of the prime minister and that he had decided to drop the name of Makhdoom Shahabuddin due to the issuance of non-bailable warrants against him by an Anti-Narcotics Force court in the ephedrine drug case.
However, due to Ashraf’s previous record as the minister of water and power and his dubious role in the Rental Power Project (RPPs) scam, leaders of major coalition parties, spearheaded by the Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM), advised the PPP chief to review his decision and instead nominate Kaira for the slot as the upcoming months were important and the new PM should lead the way to resolve all contentious issues, including load shedding.
The meeting could not resolve the matter and finally, all the coalition partners authorised President Zardari to name the new PM.
President’s spokesman Farhatullah Babar said coalition partners announced their support to the PPP nominee as the candidate for the office of the PM.
“It also decided that the name of the PPP nominee will be announced by Syed Khursheed Shah at a press conference at 11am tomorrow (Friday),” he said.
A source told Pakistan Today that the allies could not evolve a consensus over the name of the new PM as the MQM asked the president to consider nominating Kaira, but the name was quietly rejected by PML-Q chief Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain through a common friend.
The source said the ANP, however, supported President Zardari’s nominee and thus the meeting ended without a consensus.Finally, the source added, the meeting asked the president to take a wise decision, as at the end of the day, it would be the PPP who would have to face consequences of a wrong choice and the situation could also go out of hands of politicians.
Proving to be a dark horse, Pervez Ashraf has “arrived” after a series of hectic consultations within the PPP as well as with the ruling coalition.
His nomination has been made despite reservations expressed by the MQM, but even that could not convince President Zardari to change his mind.
Earlier, a high-level delegation of the PPP, led by Syed Khursheed Shah, visited the residence of Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain late on Thursday night and informed him about his party’s decision to appoint Ashraf in place of Makhdoom Shahabuddin.
Challenges: It would, however, be a test of credibility for the leadership of the PML-Q as its Parliamentary Leader Syed Faisal Saleh Hayat was a petitioner in the RPP case under which the apex court had directed the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) to act against Ashraf and other previous water and power ministers for recovering billions of rupees.
Nomination papers: The political crisis deepened on Thursday as five candidates submitted their nomination papers with the National Assembly, including three members from the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP), including Makhdoom Shahabuddin, Raja Parvez Ashraf and Qamar Zaman Kaira, while Fazlur Rehman from the JUI-F and PML-N’s Mehtab Khan Abbasi filed papers for their sides. The speaker accepted the papers of all the candidates after a brief scrutiny and rejected the allegations raised by PML-N members against Shahabuddin and Pervez Ashraf.
Kaira enters scene: Later, the president directed former information minister Qamar Zaman Kaira to submit his nomination papers along with Raja Pervez Ashraf and Makhdoom Shahabuddin.
Taking advantage of the situation, Fazlur Rehman made his utmost efforts to exploit the situation for his advantage. He visited the residence of PML-Q chief Chaudhry Shujaat and contacted MQM chief Altaf Hussain, ANP Senior Vice President Haji Mohammad Adeel and PPP-Sherpao chief Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao and sought support for his candidature who he claimed could prove to be a ‘consensus candidate’ who could work to create political harmony and save the situation from an imminent “military takeover”.
But it was Makhdoom Shahabuddin who faced a major blow on Thursday after receiving bouquets and sweets for his nomination for the top slot. However, the situation took a dramatic turn after PPP leader Syed Khursheed Ahmed Shah entered the National Assembly and asked the NA secretary to withdraw his papers as ‘proposer’ for Makhdoom. Flanked by Kaira, he also handed over a couple of papers to the secretary which later proved out to be the nomination the papers of Kaira for the PM’s slot. Senator Farooq H Naik, however, said the arrest warrants could not bar Makhdoom Shahab from contesting the election and that Kaira’s nomination papers of were submitted as a “precautionary measure”.
Non-serious PML-N: There was no serious effort by the PML-N leadership as the major opposition party remained a mere spectator throughout the day. No political contact was made and the PML-N again turned out to be in utter isolation.
Party position in NA: The National Assembly will meet today (Friday) evening and by the time of starting the voting, there is a provision for contestants to withdraw the candidature. As per the party position, total MNAs in the National Assembly are 339 while three are vacant including the seats of Yousaf Raza Gilani and late Fauzia Wahab.The government enjoys the support of 236 members in the Lower House, while the opposition has a strength of 103 members. On the government’s side, the PPP has 124 members, PML-Q 46 MNAs, MQM 25, ANP 13, PML-F has five members, while the NPP and BNP-A have one member each.
However, PPP co-chairman President Asif Ali Zardari late on Thursday gave another surprise to the nation by conveying to the leaders of the coalition parties that Raja Pervez Ashraf would be his party’s final candidate for the slot of the prime minister and that he had decided to drop the name of Makhdoom Shahabuddin due to the issuance of non-bailable warrants against him by an Anti-Narcotics Force court in the ephedrine drug case.
However, due to Ashraf’s previous record as the minister of water and power and his dubious role in the Rental Power Project (RPPs) scam, leaders of major coalition parties, spearheaded by the Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM), advised the PPP chief to review his decision and instead nominate Kaira for the slot as the upcoming months were important and the new PM should lead the way to resolve all contentious issues, including load shedding.
The meeting could not resolve the matter and finally, all the coalition partners authorised President Zardari to name the new PM.
President’s spokesman Farhatullah Babar said coalition partners announced their support to the PPP nominee as the candidate for the office of the PM.
“It also decided that the name of the PPP nominee will be announced by Syed Khursheed Shah at a press conference at 11am tomorrow (Friday),” he said.
A source told Pakistan Today that the allies could not evolve a consensus over the name of the new PM as the MQM asked the president to consider nominating Kaira, but the name was quietly rejected by PML-Q chief Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain through a common friend.
The source said the ANP, however, supported President Zardari’s nominee and thus the meeting ended without a consensus.Finally, the source added, the meeting asked the president to take a wise decision, as at the end of the day, it would be the PPP who would have to face consequences of a wrong choice and the situation could also go out of hands of politicians.
Proving to be a dark horse, Pervez Ashraf has “arrived” after a series of hectic consultations within the PPP as well as with the ruling coalition.
His nomination has been made despite reservations expressed by the MQM, but even that could not convince President Zardari to change his mind.
Earlier, a high-level delegation of the PPP, led by Syed Khursheed Shah, visited the residence of Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain late on Thursday night and informed him about his party’s decision to appoint Ashraf in place of Makhdoom Shahabuddin.
Challenges: It would, however, be a test of credibility for the leadership of the PML-Q as its Parliamentary Leader Syed Faisal Saleh Hayat was a petitioner in the RPP case under which the apex court had directed the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) to act against Ashraf and other previous water and power ministers for recovering billions of rupees.
Nomination papers: The political crisis deepened on Thursday as five candidates submitted their nomination papers with the National Assembly, including three members from the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP), including Makhdoom Shahabuddin, Raja Parvez Ashraf and Qamar Zaman Kaira, while Fazlur Rehman from the JUI-F and PML-N’s Mehtab Khan Abbasi filed papers for their sides. The speaker accepted the papers of all the candidates after a brief scrutiny and rejected the allegations raised by PML-N members against Shahabuddin and Pervez Ashraf.
Kaira enters scene: Later, the president directed former information minister Qamar Zaman Kaira to submit his nomination papers along with Raja Pervez Ashraf and Makhdoom Shahabuddin.
Taking advantage of the situation, Fazlur Rehman made his utmost efforts to exploit the situation for his advantage. He visited the residence of PML-Q chief Chaudhry Shujaat and contacted MQM chief Altaf Hussain, ANP Senior Vice President Haji Mohammad Adeel and PPP-Sherpao chief Aftab Ahmed Khan Sherpao and sought support for his candidature who he claimed could prove to be a ‘consensus candidate’ who could work to create political harmony and save the situation from an imminent “military takeover”.
But it was Makhdoom Shahabuddin who faced a major blow on Thursday after receiving bouquets and sweets for his nomination for the top slot. However, the situation took a dramatic turn after PPP leader Syed Khursheed Ahmed Shah entered the National Assembly and asked the NA secretary to withdraw his papers as ‘proposer’ for Makhdoom. Flanked by Kaira, he also handed over a couple of papers to the secretary which later proved out to be the nomination the papers of Kaira for the PM’s slot. Senator Farooq H Naik, however, said the arrest warrants could not bar Makhdoom Shahab from contesting the election and that Kaira’s nomination papers of were submitted as a “precautionary measure”.
Non-serious PML-N: There was no serious effort by the PML-N leadership as the major opposition party remained a mere spectator throughout the day. No political contact was made and the PML-N again turned out to be in utter isolation.
Party position in NA: The National Assembly will meet today (Friday) evening and by the time of starting the voting, there is a provision for contestants to withdraw the candidature. As per the party position, total MNAs in the National Assembly are 339 while three are vacant including the seats of Yousaf Raza Gilani and late Fauzia Wahab.The government enjoys the support of 236 members in the Lower House, while the opposition has a strength of 103 members. On the government’s side, the PPP has 124 members, PML-Q 46 MNAs, MQM 25, ANP 13, PML-F has five members, while the NPP and BNP-A have one member each.
Shoaib's Career Best Performances
Batting | Bowling | |||||||
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Score | Fixture | Venue | Season | Score | Fixture | Venue | Season | |
Tests | 47 | Pakistan v India | Faisalabad | 2006 | 6-11 | Pakistan v New Zealand | Lahore | 2002 |
ODI | 43 | Pakistan v England | Cape Town | 2003 | 6-16 | Pakistan v New Zealand | Karachi | 2002 |
T20I | 4 | Pakistan v England | Cardiff | 2010 | 2-11 | Pakistan v Canada | Ontario | 2008 |
FC | 59* | KRL v PIA | Lahore (CCA) | 2001 | 6-11 | Pakistan v New Zealand | Lahore | 2002 |
LA | 56 | KRL v Habib Bank | Lahore | 2003 | 6-16 | Pakistan v New Zealand | Karachi | 2002 |
T20 | 14 | Islamabad Leopards v Peshawar Panthers | Karachi | 2006 | 5-23 | Rawalpindi Rams v Quetta Bears | Lahore (CCA) | 2005 |
Shoaib Akhtar One Day International: Five-wickets in an innings
One Day International: Five-wickets in an innings | ||||||
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Number | Match Figures | Match | Against | City/Country | Venue | Season |
1 | 5/19 | 42 | New Zealand | Karachi, Pakistan | National Stadium | 2001 |
2 | 6/16 | 60 | New Zealand | Wellington, New Zealand | Basin Reserve | 2002 |
3 | 5/25 | 64 | Australia | Brisbane, Australia | GABBA Ground | 2002 |
4 | 5/54 | 127 | England | Lahore, Pakistan | Gaddafi Stadium | 2005 |
Shoaib Akhtar Test cricket: Ten-wickets in a match
Test cricket: Ten-wickets in a match | ||||||
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Number | Match Figures | Match | Against | City/Country | Venue | Season |
1 | 10/80 | 25 | Bangladesh | Peshawar, Pakistan | Arbab Niaz Stadium | 2003 |
2 | 11/78 | 27 | New Zealand | Wellington, New Zealand | Basin Reserve | 2003 |
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